Woolybear777's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tom's Tales of Brilliance]

ROTFMAOOL

The Squirrel shole my eyebrows!

[Time Squad [Part 2]]

OOooo

I hope we meet kevin costner! Blockhead was the only thing that made this movie worth watching

[Shamoozal: Crapfest Force]

Holy A$$crackers!

Your animation looks like those eSurance adds. VERY high quality for newgrounds.

[Shamoozal: Rated M for...]

Rated R for retarded

First off, this flash has a very good point. Some parents are irresponsible when it comes to exposing/protecting their kids to things like "pedophile 2." (Which is wrong for obvious reasons.) But it wasn't the salesman's fault. The parents have the right to choose what the their' kids can and can't see/do. They have to make the choice based on their kid's mental maturity, My little bro is currently still under 10 years old, but he is allowed to see the entirety of movies like Saving Private Ryan and Aliens, because he handles it just fine, and it teaches him that war isn't about guns and fun. He is allowed to see those, but he isn't allowed to see some pixelatable scenes from movies like "300." Parents need to guage their kids' understanding.maturity and direct them likewise.
And now to rail on the game. Only sick pervs make games like "pedophile." (lol, good name) Games like these shouldn't be on the market, because no one should play them. Games like Saints row and GTA are maybe excessive, but I think it is reasonably possible to just have fun playing those without becoming a criminal. Even if someone became a sick perv from "pedophile 2," it's not the game's fault. The idiot who copied what they saw is at fault. The game didn't force them to do it. Games like that can encourage crime, but not in the right hands.
In closing, (Crap this turned into an essay) Some games SHOULDN'T be on shelves, but some games (like the before mentioned) should just be played responsibly. You can make the exact same argument for guns. The gun didn't kill someone, the idiot who pulled the trigger did.

Now, (1,000 characters later) to the animation itself
Story (makes [me] think) 5/5
Movement 4/5
Graphics/style 5/5

Awesome job.

[Crash!!]

Oh man...

I hate it when this happens. untimely crashes have happened several times to me.

The movie was pretty funny, but you gave away the whole thing in the description. Change the description so it leaves out the "While he trys [spelled wrong! - "tries" is correct!] to save he gets an unexpected message... Crash!!"
Animation - 4/5
Humor - 3/5 (cuz u blew it)

[Big Mistake]

ROTFLMAO!

Wow hehe. The expressions were perfect.

[Forsaken - Episode 1]

NEVER

To all the morons who didn't read the description. IT WILL NOT BE CONTINUED EVER. NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVEEERRRR!!!!!! so stop asking.

D3vilsheep responds:

Actually, it will be. I am working on Episode 2 currently. With any luck, it should be finished later this year.

[Things I Like]

ROFLMAO

That is the freeking funniest thing i have seen all day! Oh man keep up the AWESOMENESS!!!

[Madness Consternation]

Amazing

Oh man i wanna be Krinkels when i grow up lol.

[Race Across The Rainbow]

Wow...

That was awesome.

Animation 10/10
Picture quality 8/10
Story (surreal) 8/10 (perfect for the song)
Average: whocares?/10
Plus you get bonus for snoopy. He is awesome.

You seem to be getting lots of 10s mabey i'll break the chain... nah.